Watch 'Avengers: Endgame' Cast Hilariously Read 'Twas the Mad Titan Thanos'

When the cast of Avengers: Endgame set out on their last press tour together, fans know to expect some pretty cool things. Since the upcoming Marvel film will close Phase 3 and effectively retire most of our favorite Avengers, fans are expecting a pretty epic last set of interviews. So far, there's been no disappointment.

The cast have already started their tour by taking over Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week, for which the cast appeared in a promo video taking turns reading a festive book, MCU style: Twas the Mad Titans Thanos.

Some of our favorite Avengers--Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans--read an excerpt from the book, sitting in a comfy chair with a roaring fire behind them.

Here's how it goes:

"Twas the Mad Titan Thanos who traveled through space
with a big creepy smile on his weird purple face.
The Infinity Stones he collected with love, 
and inserted each one in his gaudy gold glove.
he had six stones in all: reality, mind, and soul,
space, power, and time - he completed his goal.
"I'll finish this," Thor excitedly said,
...unfortunately Thor should have gone for the head."

Evans finishes the line, "...unfortunately Thor should have gone for the head" and then says that if Thor didn't, "We wouldn't have a sequel. So, thanks for the payday."

Endgame is predicted to smash all records when it finally hits theaters. Fans have been going crazy waiting for the highly-anticipated movie and have even crashed ticket vendor sites, and are even buying them on eBay for thousands of dollars.

But so far, with just weeks away from the premiere, fans are no closer to knowing exactly what happens in Endgame. The suspense is killing us.

[h/t: ComicBook.com]