20 Best One Liners From 'The Office'

‘The Office’ is the greatest show for binge watching. Their iconic one liners relate to viewers and to everyday situations, which makes the show so lovable. They’re just perfect. These are 20 of some of the most hilarious ones in there.

1. "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs." - Kevin Malone

2. "Where are the turtles?!" - Michael Scott

3. "If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." - Stanley Hudson

4. "Who is Justice Beaver?" - Dwight Schrute

5. "There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague." - Dwight Schrute

6. "I don't care what they say about me... I just want to eat." - Pam Beesley

7. "I am Beyoncé always." - Michael Scott

8. "I want to be wined, dined, and sixty-nined." - Kevin Malone

9. "Why are you the way that you are?" - Michael Scott

10. "I hate looking at your face, I wanna smash it." - Michael Scott

11. "I am better than you have ever been or ever will be." - Dwight Schrute

12. "Sometimes when I start a sentence, I don't even know where it's going, I just hope I find it along the way." - Michael Scott

13. "Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." - Andy Bernard

14. "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" - Michael Scott

15. "Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame." - Michael Scott

16. "Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave." - Creed Bratton

17. "I declare bankruptcy!" - Michael Scott

18. "You don't know me; you've just seen my penis." - Michael Scott

19. "Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that woman." - Michael Scott

20. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott