Would you... die for me? No, no that's too easy. Would you... watch Suicide Squad 2 with Charles Roven as the lead producer on the film, coming out October 18, 2019?


As I ignore my painful internal screaming, Suicide Squad 2 is ​set to start production in fall. One of the universally hated films with Jared Leto, Hollywood's failed science experiment that Will Smith hated, has a sequel. Mike De Luca will be ​​joining as a producer, yet Roven will remain as the lead producer of the series. How does he still have a job?

David Ayer, one of the original producers now working on Gotham City Sirens, said "It was sh*t reviews. I got my throat cut. [Laughs]. It was a super polarizing movie. Incredibly polarizing." Yeah, Ayer, because it was bad. Created on a small loan of $175 million dollars, it somehow managed to bring in over $325 million domestically, a worldwide total of over $746 million.


As I ignore the cold, hard fact that other countries have no standards and also cry myself to sleep, Suicide Squad only gets stronger. Pick a god and pray, it looks like you'll be popping anti-depressants sooner rather than later. To all the other people suffering at this news, I ask you, "what are we, some kind of Suicide Squad?" Hahahahaha- I'm very upset.